The typical Indian conversation
- Random Person: Oh hello! I used to work with your dad's 30 years ago, and we were suuuuch good friends. [continues for another 2 minutes about how your father and he/she were associated] Do you remember me?
- Me: OH HEY THERE! LOL OF COURSE I REMEMBER YOU! HOW COULD I NOT REMEMBER YOU? I'VE ONLY NEVER MET YOU IN MY LIFE <3